ART is SHIT

Defecation affords the first occasion on which the child must decide between a narcissistic and an object-loving attitude. He either parts obediently with his feces, sacrificing them to his love, or else he retains them for the purposes of auto-erotic satisfaction. -Freud

i dunno which one i am; all i know is a diet of kimchee and spicy doritos makes my butthole a mutherfuckin machine of precision.

it says "hold your breath," "keep it in," and "surprise"